The M stands for Machine, like the beloved character from the Nicolas Cage classic 8mm. Which is, in all probability, your degree of cervical dilation if you didn't enjoy the Nicolas Cage classic 8mm.Read More
Devlin Satanfingers wasn’t hatched; he was born. Devlin Satanfingers doesn’t sleep good at night because his ventilator is strictly inserted for vanity. Devlin Satanfingers has 18 tattoos, all of them press- on, all of them glittery. Devlin Satanfingers still has training wheels on his radical tricked-out Civic. Devlin Satanfingers knows better than to stick his guns down the front of his pants, because Devlin Satanfingers doesn’t trust what he sees on his TV. Devlin Satanfingers sets trends because Devlin’s dad rocked acid wash jeans and teased 1980’s hair during the 1950’s. Devlin Satanfingers has always flushed without looking, and left it float on the few occasions in which he looked. Devlin Satanfingers doesn’t think too much of the establishment, because the establishment rarely thinks of him. Devlin Satanfingers keeps up on his correspondences, but tragically never uses postage stamps. Devlin Satanfingers wishes he could be more like Jessica Fletcher and less like Angela Lansbury. Devlin Satanfingers tends to prefer the look of a sombrero while consuming milk and cereal.Read More
A self-described "Pop Culture Vulture," Stephen enjoys rummaging through the ruins of overlooked media, re-discovering old and forgotten things that are on the cusp of becoming relevant again. It's likely that he will write about a lot of things you never thought you could care about (but you will...maybe). Stephen earned his Master of Arts in Media Studies from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and is currently writing a book about Tears For Fears.Read More
As a child, I had a great interest in homemade jams and gasket wrenching. Naturally, this grew into a very real love for Investigative Reporting. I have been published by The Steamy Gasket Press, Jams n' Things Magazine, and Gasket Wrencher's Digest.
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Upstate NY born and bred. Turn-ons: playing outdated sports video games, sandwiches. Turn-offs: dumb people who watch shitty movies and TV, bad sandwiches. Currently seeing a man about a horse.Read More
Robin has been known to move from city to city, drinking beers and asking lots of questions along the way. What does it all mean? She doesn't know, but she thinks maybe writing about media will help somehow. Maybe.
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Based in Melbourne (the Portland of Australia), Til is your average Gen Y pop culture addict, rapidly consuming everything from comedy to sci-fi in whatever medium she can get her hands on. She drinks flat whites and white wine from bags.Read More
Born at an early age, Jack’s very existence has proved a thorn in the side of solipsists the world over. He has a very bad sense of humor and is not good at writing personal bios. He balances his interest in cinema with nodding carefully whenever people suggest he might be autistic. He also listens to music, but he probably does that wrong.Read More
Eric Bayley is a Michigan native and spends far to much time watching, reading and writing about movies. He has been variously described as "a know-nothing," "an idiot," and "pretentious as fuck," by members of several pop culture fandoms.Read More