If cinematic greatness was measured by how much Roger Moore is shown in a gorilla suit, Octopussy would probably be considered the best film ever made. In reality, it may not even be the best Bond film released in 1983. Jack and Jake investigate.Read More
Dumpuary: The season that never changes and the one time of year that might drive the OV crew to the brink of insanity. This year, the boys are tasked with watching Liam Neeson’s latest “Like Taken but…” film, a pair of forgettable horror flicks, another M. Night Shyamalan vanity project, and Serenity AKA the greatest film ever made, ever.Read More
Released in 1979 amidst Star Wars mania, Moonraker is a film that sends James Bond where he (and every character in any long-running franchise) was always destined to go: SPACE! Plus, Jaws has a girlfriend in this one. What’s not to love! Steve Cuff joins Jake and Jack as they explore the ultimate cosmic spy cinematic experience.Read More
Oscar season is upon us, which means THE OFFICIAL Optimism Vaccine Oscar Omnibus™ has made its triumphant return. This year, a decidedly more sober OV crew dissects the best picture and best director noms. Imagine the sheer joy of sitting through films from a no talent alleged sex criminal AND the guy that gave the world Shallow Hal. Truly blessed.Read More
DEATH TO THE ALGORITHM! LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! The OV Crew talks about our impending doom and the latest wave of direct-to-streaming cinema including Roma, The Other Side of the Wind, Bird Box, Cam, Illang: The Wolf Brigade and more.
PLUS: The latest installment of the OV 9-1-1 recap featuring a brand new theme songRead More
The Spy Who Loved Me threw out Ian Fleming’s original story in favor of an over-the-top tale of a megalomaniac trying to destroy the world and build a new underwater civilization. It’s also the world’s first introduction to a non-shark cinematic Jaws! But is this goofy Roger Moore romp as entertaining as it is silly? Jake and Jack investigate.Read More
Upon its release in 1974, Guy Hamilton’s final bond movie was derided for its lighthearted tone. Is Roger Moore enough to buoy this James Bond film, or is the The Man with the Golden Gun still a dud over 40 years later?
The age of single screen horror is upon us! The OV crew talks Unfriended and its sequel, Unfriended: Dark Web as well as the lesser known Friend Request. BONUS: unfunny sex jokes and mocking alt-right internet figures.Read More
The OV crew shares their experiences from THE BINGE: A one time event where all four Purge films are watched and discussed. Remember, government officials ranking 10 or higher must remain unharmed, the use of weaponry above Class 4 is forbidden and police and emergency services are suspended.Read More
Roger Moore makes his James Bond film debut and special guest Adam Miros makes his For Your Ears Only podcast debut! Join the boys as they discuss Live and Let Die: A hodgepodge of blaxploitation cliches and Paul McCartney music.Read More
Spend too much time on POPULIST CINEMA and the art house crowd starts to cry out for more content. The OV Crew obliges. Join us as we talk about the best films of 2018 so far that might not make it to your local multiplex, including The Rider, Let the Sunshine In, You Were Never Really Here, First Reformed and more!Read More
George Lazenby is OUT and Sean Connery is BACK (for the small price of a record-breaking salary). Jack and Jake settle in for this campy, divisive Bond flick featuring martinis and a moon buggy. What else do you need in film, really?Read More
Jim from The Office has declared that horror films are "elevated" now so it's totally cool to take them seriously! The OV crew investigates by checking out A Quiet Place, Truth or Dare and Unsane.Read More